I have a headache and i just want ice cream
I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am
I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.
*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification
someone make dresses out of these patterns